Sunday, October 31, 2010

How To Get You Arse Kicked In Two Sentences Or Less

Go to a Middle Eastern restaurant actually in the Middle East, and loudly say in Arabic, "There's one good thing about all the deaths in the revolutions. It should bring the unemployment rate down."

Or, after a disaster like a major fire in a city, or a town razed by some natural disaster like a tornado or hurricane, grab your ghetto blaster, and rock out to Blue Oyster Cult's 'Danicin' In The Ruins'.

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