A Concept:

Now, what would ya do if ya saw someone sittin' on a street corner quadruped style. Cat or doglike, in regular clothes, dog collar, leash attached and draggin', with a sign around its neck (gender optional), that said:

Vaccinated
Fixed
Litter box trained
Omnivorous
Only spray if you pick me up wrong

and it nyipped at you, and only nyipped. . .well, or nyerpped or nyoopped.

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OK, two concepts.

Next time someone invites ya fer a pork dinner, are ya gonna tell 'em ya don't eat pigs no mo' 'cause they remind ya too much of people?